Today a friend emailed me this:
My Next Life
I want to live my next life backwards!
You start out dead and get that out of the way
right off the bat.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better
When you are kicked out of the home for being too
healthy, you spend several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
When you start work, you get a gold watch on your
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day
until pretty soon you're too young to work.
So then, you go to high school: play sports, date,
drink, and party.
As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
You go to elementary school, play, and have no
In a few years, you become a baby and everyone
runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully
in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating,
room service on tap.
Until finally... you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.